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Fred Trump or Orangutan

Donald Trump, real estate mogul is suing millionaire comedian Bill Maher for $5 million.

WHY?

Maher said that he would donate $5 million to a charity if Trump could prove he wasn’t the “the spawn of his mother having sex with an orangutan.” 😯
He explained: “The color of his hair and the color of an orange orangutan is only two things in nature of the same color.”

“I’m not saying it’s true,” Maher told Jay Leno on “The Tonight Show” last month. “I hope it’s not true, but unless he comes up with proof … I’m willing to offer $5 million to Donald Trump that he can donate to a charity of his choice — Hair Club for Men; The Institute for Incorrigible Douche-bag-ery. Whatever charity.”

Trump presented an authentic birth certificate to show that he is, indeed, the son of real estate developer – and human- Fred Trump.

So Donald Trump has proven that both parents are human, unless birth certificate is fake. 

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